This cracked me up
vmarks posted this as a comment in my last blog entry, but I had to call it out here... it cracks me up!!! And with that, I'm off to catch a plane to San Jose - I'm spending the next two days in SVC.
EXT. NIGHT - BACK ALLEY SOMEWHERE.
STREET LAMP OVERHEAD FLICKERING
You can have the 3.5" screen and 7 hours of battery life. In exchange, you have to give up 152 gigabytes of storage.
Hmmm... I don't know... I do like me some storage....
CRAIG shakes his head, begins to inch backwards
What? Hey, come back here! Opportunities like this don't come every day! It's just gigabytes, and no one really needs more than half a gigabyte anyway, right? Right? That oughta be enough for skateboarding dogs, driving cats, and phone calls to aunt Lulu. She misses you, man, she misses you
CRAIG turns to run
SHADY GUY IN TRENCHCOAT
(shouting)
SHE MISSES YOU!
Streetlight burns out.
SCENE.